Ooh la lies! (Part II Chapter Sex, p 181)
When it comes to men and sex some will be coy, some will embellish, and some will outright lie! How many times has someone lied to you about his penis size? Have you ever lied about yours? What about your relationship status to that cute guy you met on the train? —“Uh, I don’t have a boyfriend.” Or your STD status (withholding arguably is the same as lying)! Well, here’s your chance to come clean. Let’s drop the pants to the ground and be real with it. Thus, we begin Chapter Sex with a test—a sex test!
‘A Sex Test’ is a 21-item questionnaire that is designed to help gay men evaluate their sex life, not in the random, isolated moments in which they occur, but in a combined sense so they see the big picture—what they’re doing, how often they’re doing it, and even with whom. The test is hardly scientific and no one can say how much sex is too much sex for another, but what you discover about yourself may hint at a need to pump the brakes, boo! Only one-way to find out: Take the test!
Listed below are the 21 questions. You provide the answers. Afterwards you score.
A Sex Test: The Dirty Dyslexic Dozen©
1) How old were you the first time you voluntarily had homosexual sex (top/bottom penetration)?
a) over 21 b) under 21 c) under 18 d) under 16
2) Have you ever cheated while in a relationship?
a) never b) thought about it c) once d) more than once